Grumpy Teen
Keep
Out
This means you

Grumpy
Teen

You've been there.

Generational Permanent Phase Rock

Wherever you grew up · Former Member Records

Membership roll

No member list is on file.

Membership is open. The requirement is one door, closed harder than necessary.

No roll is kept. Members leave on their own schedule. Most do not notice when.

Former members are not contacted. They are, the label reports, everywhere.

Archive note

What the archive holds

The archive holds one index card and nothing else. Name, genre, origin, label, tagline.

There are no years on file. The band did not start. It has not stopped.

The archive does not hold members, records or songs. It is not sure it is allowed in.

Sideband Label Archive

Progress report

Term: ongoing

StudentGrumpy Teen

SubjectOn fileGrade
GenrePerpetual / Evolving—
SubgenreThe Phase That Never Really EndsIn progress
DesignationGenerational Permanent Phase RockSee comments
OriginWherever you grew upYes
LabelFormer Member RecordsPending
YearsNot on fileOngoing

CommentsPresent.

Parent / guardian signature

The shelf

The sound updates. The mood does not.

Every few years the format changes. The archive has checked. The mood has not.

  1. Late seventies

    Vinyl, borrowed

    Mood: unchanged

  2. Eighties

    Cassette, dubbed

    Mood: unchanged

  3. Nineties

    Compact disc, scratched

    Mood: unchanged

  4. Early two-thousands

    Burned disc, unlabeled

    Mood: unchanged

Taped to the mirror

A closed bedroom door at the end of a carpeted hallway with a handwritten sign taped to it
The door. Closed.
A teenager's bedroom floor covered in tapes, notebooks and a stereo with headphones
Floor plan, approximate.
A teenager lying on a bed facing the wall wearing large headphones
Listening session. Do not disturb.
A spiral notebook with ballpoint doodles filling the margin
Margin, third period.
A teenager in the back seat of a family car staring out the window
Family trip. Present.

Slide a note under the door

Join the Sideband Label list. New recordings, merch, and anything the archive is let in on. No one will make you talk about it.

Slide it under

Someone will get to it.